"Live to ride,Ride to live" (or is it the other way round)

Anymore?

I like those's stickers in very small print "If you can read this,you are to close to my fooking bike!"

 

"Are we gonna' ride, or are we gonna' dick around all day?"

 

I've seen these two in both shirt and patch forms.

 

Funny as... OFG

 

I've always liked this one on the back of a shirt:

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

 

After watching my parents dying within a month of each other of old age (alziemhers and mnd)....my mate consolded me by saying "It's better to burn out than fade away"....I think thats the way on reflection.

 

If I gotta die..I wanna do so either riding my Harley or sailing my Lancer 30 sailboat.But, funny decals are what we're here to talk about.I love seeing those "Posers" running around in thier full leathers all duded up with patches from various Dealers..now I'm not oposed to patches but,I been rid'in since I was 14 (mid 40's now) and work'in on bikes almost that long..not a Dealer Patch on my DENIM Jacket anywhere. Fair Winds All>> David

 

I like this version: "If you can read this, the Bitch is riding her own."

 

What about "Support your local Hells Angels"

 

I have a few t shirts I like to wear when riding

First one is an american Flag and says "Try to burn this flag and I'll gouge out your eyes and skull f#$% you"

Second says "If you can read this, BACK THE F##$ UP"

Third one says "HANG UP THE PHONE AND DRIVE JACKASS"

I love to see peoples faces when they read that one and are actually talking on the phone.